Gentlemen. I greet you here on the bank of the
James Riverin the year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and twelve. First, I shall thank you, the gentlemen of the Colony of Virginia, for bringing me here. I am here to help you solve some of your problems with slaves. Your invitation reached me on my modest plantation in the West Indies, where I have experimented with some of the newest and still the oldest methods for control of slaves.
After the first sentence, I had my doubts. A quick Google search seems to confirm. Fake. Hoax.